in my new workstation
I have this strange feeling that someone wrote something about us in a blog. When I say US, I mean the fabulous and beautiful people who walk this piece of real estate called DAMOSA IT Park. I belong to this group. Yes, I am fabulous and beautiful. But apparently, the person who wrote about us equates being such as being liberated. Damn her.
Let’s call her B. She’s everything you never want to be. Why? Because she abso-fucking-lutely does not have a life. Her life, if you can call it that, revolves around her computer and her bed. Sounds interesting? Not even remotely. READ: she’s not a cyber whore. She’s the exact opposite.
Have you ever associated a particular word with a person? When I hear the word FRIGID, my mind conjures a disgusting image of her. She’s practically the walking epitome of a dry spell, not just sexually. Hell, no one even wants to socialize with her.
She thinks she’s “soxal”. I roll laughing on the floor at the thought. If she is that, what do we call our Queen Bee then? B honestly looks like a rag next to a Vera Wang dress when Queen Bee is in the same room.
In case you are wondering, Queen Bee is well, the queen of the fab and beautiful. She’s B’s exact opposite. We’re having another bi-atch bash one of these days (red birthday balloons and all) and I’m betting my sexy ass B is off limits to the party again.
And she’s going to feel bad about it and call us liberated again. Just because she’s not invited, she’d turn the tables around and assume that she’s too great of a person to belong to our group. As if.
Yes, we are liberated. Hell, we’re not called bitches for nothing. But if you want the truth, we know where to stop. And bagay sa amin maging ganun. She’s just jealous because no matter how many bottles of beer she downs and sticks of cigarette she smokes, she’d never look cool. Not at all.
And just in case you’re curious, B does not stand for Bitch or Beautiful. It stands for Bakekang.
NOTE TO B: we stick together because we are friends and we live a fabulous life. Inggit ka lang! And stop wearing that ugly dress, puhleeezzz!
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